WHY IS SHE SCREAMING?

All the talk today is about the woman who screamed her way through a six-minute unhinged speech last night in the Republican National Convention. In fact, she got louder and louder as she got more hysterical. See for yourself:

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No one will be able to top that through the rest of the convention, nor should they try. My question is why she screamed for so long into an empty room. Here are possibilities:

---her red dress was so tight it cut off circulation to her brain.

---her spike heels were pinching her toes.

---she had way too much coffee before going on stage.

---she did not know how a microphone works.

---Trump, in the next room, had misplaced his hearing aids.

What do you think?

I can't wait for Saturday Night Live, or for Sarah Cooper. This is a gift. As she says, "The best is yet to come."

Anyway, I think we should all thank Ms. Guilfoyle (and her boyfriend Don Jr.) for this unexpected moment of levity. We needed it.